#kris krug

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Through My Lens: New Projects and Updates from Kris Krug

From launching a new podcast & Discord community to experimenting with generative AI, join me on a journey through my latest projects. Get an inside view of collaborations with fellow creatives and the dreams I’m working to realize. The world is opening up and things are really starting to take off fast all around us. People are travelling again and getting together in person … and the AI…

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kris krug, 2009

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2024-25 Defencemen Alphabetical Directory

Last Updated October 17, 2024

Andersson Rasmus Badinka Dominik Barrie Tyson Barron Justin Behrens Sean Bertucci Tristan Bonk Oliver Boqvist Adam Bouchard Evan Broberg Philip Brzustewicz Hunter Buium Zeev Burns Brent Byram Bowen Carlson John Casey Seamus Ceulemans Corson Chabot Thomas Chychrun Jakob Clarke Brandt Cormier Lukas Dahlin Rasmus Dickinson Sam Dobson Noah Doughty Drew Dragicevic Lukas Drysdale Jamie Dunn Vince Durzi Sean Edvinsson Simon Ekblad Aaron Ekholm Mattias Ekman-Larsson Oliver Evans Ryker Faber Brock Faulk Justin Forsling Gustav Fox Adam Freij Alfons Gavrikov Vladislav Girard Samuel Gostisbehere Shayne Grans Helge Guenette Maxence Guhle Kaiden Gulyayev Mikhail Hamilton Dougie Hanifin Noah Harley Thomas Hedman Victor Heiskanen Miro Hirose Akito Hronek Filip Hughes Luke Hughes Quinn Hutson Cole Hutson Lane Jiricek Adam Jiricek David Jokiharju Henri Jones Seth Joseph Pierre-Olivier Josi Roman Karki Arttu Karlsson Erik Kesselring Michael Kiviharju Aron Korchinski Kevin Krug Torey Kyrou Christian LaCombe Jackson Letang Kris Levshunov Artyom Lindell Esa Lindholm Hampus Lindstein Theo Livingstone Jake Lohrei Mason Lundkvist Nils Luneau Tristan Mailloux Logan Makar Cale Marino John Mateychuk Denton Matheson Mike McAvoy Charlie McIsac Jared Mews Henry Miller K’Andre Mintyukov Pavel Miromanov Daniil Molendyk Tanner Montour Brandon Morin Etienne Morrisey Josh Morrow Scott Moser Janis Mukhamadullin Shakir Nemec Simon Niemela Topi Nikishin Alexander Nurse Darnell O'Rourke Ryan Parekh Zayne Perunovich Scott Pickering Owen Pietrangelo Alex Pionk Neal Power Owen Provorov Ivan Pulkkinen Jesse Pulock Ryan Reinbacher David Rielly Morgan Rinzel Sam Romanov Alex Sahlin-Wallenius Leo Samuelsson Mattias Sanderson Jake Sandin Pellikka Axel Sandin Rasmus Sanheim Travis Schultz Justin Seider Moritz Sergachev Mikhail Severson Damon Silayev Anton Simashev Dmitri Skjei Brady Slavin Jaccob Solberg Stian Spacek David Spence Jordan Strbak Maxim Suter Ryan Svozil Stanislav Theodore Shea Thompson Jack Thrun Henry Toews Devon Valimaki Juuso Vlasic Alex Wallinder William Walman Jake Weegar Mackenzie Werenski Zach Willander Tom Yakemchuk Carter York Cam Zamula Egor Zellweger Olen

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AI is getting bigger and better!

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Pesme Evrovizije - SFRJ 1961-1991.

1961: Ljiljana Petrović - Neke davne zvezde

1962: Lola Novaković - Ne pali svetla u sumrak

1963: Vice Vukov - Brodovi

1964: Sabahudin Kurt - Život je sklopio krug

1965: Vice Vukov - Čežnja

1966: Berta Ambroz - Brez besed

1967: Lado Leskovar - Vse roze sveta

1968: Luci Kapurso & Hamo Hajdarhodžić - Jedan dan

1969: Ivan & 4M - Pozdrav svijetu

1970: Eva Sren - Pridi, dala ti bom cvet

1971: Krunoslav Slabinac - Tvoj dječak je tužan

1972: Tereza Kesovija - Muzika i ti

1973: Zdravko Čolic - Gori vatra

1974: Korni grupa - Generacija '42.

1975: Pepel in kri - Dan ljubezni

1976: Ambasadori - Ne mogu skriti svoju bol

1981: Seid Memić Vajta - Lejla

1982: Aska - Halo, halo

1983: Danijel Popović - Džuli

1984: Vlado & Izolda - Ciao, amore

1986: Doris Dragović - Željo moja

1987: Novi fosili - Ja sam za ples

1988: Srebrna krila - Mangup

1989: Riva - Rock Me

1990: Tajči - Hajde da ludujemo

1991: Bebi Dol - Brazil

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bitch I MISS him

[sequestering]

I feel like someone must have done one of these, but I cannot for the life of me find anything, so here’s a compilation of the best stories I’ve heard from the bubble:

Vegas Knights having a full team movie night curled up on the floor with pillows and blankets (x)

Travis Konecny being stuck in the room next to Carter Hart, listening to him learning to play guitar (via workingforitallthetime)

The Capitals holding a massive party, the day after which they all appeared with interesting haircuts, including Kuznetsov with a newly shaved head (x x)

Emil Larmi apparently playing disc golf inside the hotel (x)

Radko Gudas, who’d played with the Caps, the Flyers and the Bolts, being the most popular guy in Hotel X (x)

The Canes playing a “very intense” game of Settlers of Catan (x)

Sidney Crosby refereeing a push-up contest between Tory Krug and Charlie McAvoy (via misha-s)

Alex Ovechkin and Pat Maroon having a weigh-off while everyone else betted on who was heavier (via misha-s)

Kris Letang awkwardly running into the entire Flyers team in the hotel (x)

Nic Dowd and Garnet Hathaway recording the same podcast from the same hotel floor but from different rooms (x)

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nhlers that are shorter than caillou [5’11]

alternatively ; are you shorter than a four year old? [disclaimer ; all info is from the rosters listed on nhl.com, so if i'm missing anyone, sorry!]

anaheim ducks

arizona coyotes

Drake Caggiula [5’10]

Conor Garland [5’10]

Clayton Keller [5’10]

Jordan Gross [5’10]

boston bruins

Brad Marchand [5’9]

Matt Grzelcyk [5’9]

buffalo sabres

calgary flames

Johnny Gaudreau [5’9]

Andrew Mangiapane [5’10]

Zac Rinaldo [5’10]

Derek Ryan [5'10]

carolina hurricanes

Vincent Trochek [5’10]

chicago blackhawks

Alex DeBrincat [5’7]

P*tr*ck K*n* [5’10]

colorado avalanche

Sheldon Dries [5’9]

T.J Tynan [5’8]

Sam Girard [5’10]

columbus blue jackets

Cam Atkinson [5’8]

Max Domi [5’10]

dallas stars

Andrew Cogliano [5’10]

Justin Dowling [5’10]

detroit red wings

Robby Fabri [5’10]

Troy Stecher [5’10]

edmonton oilers

Josh Archibald [5’10]

Tyler Ennis [5’9]

Kailer Yamamoto [5’8]

Kris Russell [5’10]

florida panthers

Noel Acciari [5’10]

Vinnie Hinostroza [5’9]

Ryan Lomberg [5’9]

la kings

Blake Lizotte [5’7]

Trevor Moore [5’10]

minnesota wild

Kevin Fiala [5’10]

Kirill Kaprizov [5’9]

Gerald Mayhew [5’9]

Kyle Rau [5’8]

Mason Shaw [5’9]

Mats Zuccarello [5’8]

Brad Hunt [5’9]

Jared Spurgeon [5’9]

montreal canadiens

Paul Byron [5’9]

Brendan Gallagher [5’9]

Tomas Tatar [5’10]

Victor Mete [5’9]

nashville predators

Viktor Arvidsson [5’9]

Mikael Granlund [5’10]

Rocco Grimaldi [5’6]

Eeli Tolvanen [5’10]

Ryan Ellis [5’10]

new jersey devils

Jesper Bratt [5’10]

Andreas Johnsson [5’10]

Nicholas Merkley [5’10]

Will Butcher [5’10]

new york islanders

Jean-Gabriel Pageau [5’10]

Sebastian Aho [5’10]

new york rangers

Colin Blackwell [5’9]

ottawa senators

Matthew Peca [5’8]

Erik Brannstrom [5’9]

philadelphia flyers

Travis Konecny [5’10]

pittsburgh penguins

san jose sharks

st. louis blues

Jaden Schwartz [5’10]

Torey Krug [5’9]

tampa bay lightning

Alex Barre-Boulet [5’10]

Yanni Gourde [5’9]

Tyler Johnson [5’8]

Brayden Point [5’10]

Gemel Smith [5’10]

toronto maple leafs

Alexander Barabanov [5’10]

Alexander Kerfoot [5’10]

vancouver canucks

Nils Hoglander [5’9]

Tyler Motte [5’10]

Quinn Hughes [5’10]

vegas golden knights

Jonathan Marchessault [5’9]

washington capitals

Conor Sheary [5’9]

winnipeg jets

Mathieu Perreault [5’10]

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... thank you cynthia ...

an evening with the house of krug in miami. view more now, on thom browne journal.

director: kris tamburello

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Digital Self & the Era of AI: Avatars, ChatBots, & Audio Cloning

Voice clones, digital avatars, and the breathtaking pace of technological progress - how does this shape our digital selves? Let's plunge into the digital deep, navigating AI's exciting landscape and asking can a machine really reflect the essence of you?

Hey there, digital explorers! Kris Krug here, checking in from the serene Hornby Island. I’ve got something fresh from the oven for you, my latest episode of The MØTLEYKRÜG Podcast. The heart of today’s conversation? Our fascinating journey at the crossroads of creativity, artificial intelligence, resistance, and, of course, love. I took a deep dive into the waters of voice cloning and let me…

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Final tag set

Behind the read more...we’ve got over 300 ships nominated and every NHL team has at least one nomination, yay!

Anaheim Ducks

Maxime Comtois/Antoine Morand

Arizona Coyotes

Michael Latta/Dylan Strome

Boston Bruins

Adam Morrison/Tuukka Rask

Anders Bjork/Matt Grzelcyk

Boston Bruins/Charlie McAvoy

Brad Marchand/Tyler Seguin

Brandon Carlo/Charlie McAvoy

Brandon Carlo/Connor Clifton

Charlie Coyle/Boston Bruins Ensemble

Charlie Coyle/Chris Wagner

Charlie McAvoy/David Pastrnak

Danton Heinen/Sean Kuraly

David Pastrnak/Tuukka Rask

Jake DeBrusk/Charlie McAvoy

Jake DeBrusk/Sean Kuraly

Matt Grzelcyk/Charlie McAvoy

Patrice Bergeron/Brad Marchand

Torey Krug/Brad Marchand

Zdeno Chara/Boston Bruins Ensemble

Zdeno Chara/Brad Marchand

Zdeno Chara/Charlie McAvoy

Zdeno Chara/David Pastrnak

Zdeno Chara/Tuukka Rask

Zdeno Chara/Tyler Seguin

Buffalo Sabres

Jack Eichel/Jeff Skinner

Jack Eichel/Sam Reinhart

Jake McCabe/Rasmus Ristolainen

Rasmus Dahlin/Casey Mittelstadt

Calgary Flames

Elias Lindholm/Noah Hanifin

Johnny Gaudreau/Sean Monahan

Carolina Hurricanes

Alexander Semin/Eric Staal

Jeff Skinner/Eric Staal

Julien Gauthier/Nicolas Roy

Sebastian Aho/Teuvo Teravainen

Chicago Blackhawks

Alex DeBrincat/Dylan Strome

Colorado Avalanche

Andre Burakovsky/Nathan MacKinnon

Andre Burakovsky/Tyson Jost

Cale Makar/Conor Timmins

Erik Johnson/Gabriel Landeskog

Erik Johnson/Nathan MacKinnon

Erik Johnson/Nikita Zadorov

Gabriel Landeskog/Andre Burakovsky

Gabriel Landeskog/Colin Wilson

Gabriel Landeskog/Mikko Rantanen

J. T. Compher/Alexander Kerfoot

J. T. Compher/Alexander Kerfoot/Cale Makar

J. T. Compher/Cale Makar

J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost

J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost/Alexander Kerfoot

Ryan Graves/Cale Makar

Samuel Girard/Cale Makar

Samuel Girard/Erik Johnson

Samuel Girard/Erik Johnson/Cale Makar

Tyson Barrie/Colin Wilson

Tyson Barrie/Erik Johnson

Tyson Barrie/Gabriel Landeskog

Tyson Barrie/Gabriel Landeskog/Nathan MacKinnon

Tyson Barrie/Nathan MacKinnon

Tyson Barrie/Tyson Jost

Columbus Blue Jackets

Boone Jenner/Ryan Murray

Cam Atkinson/Brandon Dubinsky

Josh Anderson/Zach Werenski

Pierre-Luc Dubois/Alexander Wennberg

Sergei Bobrovsky/Nick Foligno

William Karlsson/Alexander Wennberg

Dallas Stars

Anton Khudobin/Alexander Radulov

Ben Bishop/Dallas Stars Ensemble

Denis Gurianov/Roope Hintz

Jamie Benn/Roope Hintz

Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin

Jamie Benn/Tyler Seguin/Roope Hintz

Joe Pavelski/Tyler Seguin

John Klingberg/Esa Lindell

Jordie Benn/Tyler Seguin

Miro Heiskanen/Esa Lindell

Miro Heiskanen/Roope Hintz

Miro Heiskanen/Roope Hintz/Esa Lindell

Miro Heiskanen/Tyler Seguin

Nick Caamano/Roope Hintz

Roope Hintz/Mattias Janmark

Roope Hintz/Mattias Janmark/Joe Pavelski

Tyler Seguin/Patrick Sharp

Detroit Red Wings

Sergei Fedorov/Nicklas Lidstrom

Sergei Fedorov/Pavel Bure

Sergei Fedorov/Steve Yzerman

Edmonton Oilers

Connor McDavid/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Jordan Eberle/Taylor Hall

Jordan Eberle/Taylor Hall/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Leon Draisaitl/Connor McDavid

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins/Ryan Strome

Florida Panthers

Aleksander Barkov/Jonathan Huberdeau

Los Angeles Kings

Jeff Carter/Mike Richards

Martin Jones/Jonathan Quick

Minnesota Wild

Jason Pominville/Thomas Vanek

Montreal Canadiens

Alex Galchenyuk/Brendan Gallagher

Carey Price/P. K. Subban

Nashville Predators

Pekka Rinne/Juuse Saros

Rich Clune/James Neal

Roman Josi/P. K. Subban

Roman Josi/Shea Weber

New Jersey Devils

Jesper Boqvist/Jesper Bratt

Jesper Boqvist/Jesper Bratt/Pavel Zacha

Jesper Bratt/Nico Hischier

Nathan Bastian/Michael McLeod

Taylor Hall/Nico Hischier

Taylor Hall/Nico Hischier/Jack Hughes

New York Islanders

Anders Lee/Brock Nelson

Casey Cizikas/Matt Martin

Johnny Boychuk/Nick Leddy

Mathew Barzal/Anthony Beauvillier

Mathew Barzal/Jordan Eberle

New York Rangers

Brian Boyle/Ryan Callahan

Ottawa Senators

Thomas Chabot/Colin White

Philadelphia Flyers

Brian Elliott/Carter Hart

Carter Hart/Jakub Voracek

Carter Hart/Oskar Lindblom

Carter Hart/Philippe Myers

Carter Hart/Travis Konecny

Carter Hart/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Claude Giroux/Carter Hart

Claude Giroux/Ivan Provorov

Claude Giroux/Nolan Patrick

Claude Giroux/Travis Konecny

Claude Giroux/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Claude Giroux/Gritty (Hockey RPF)

Claude Giroux/Wayne Simmonds

Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

Danny Briere/Sean Couturier

Danny Briere/Sean Couturier/Claude Giroux

Joel Farabee/Morgan Frost

Nicolas Aube-Kubel/Philippe Myers

Michael Raffl/Jakub Voracek

Nolan Patrick/Ivan Provorov

Nolan Patrick/Wayne Simmonds

Ryanne Breton/Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

Ryanne Breton/Claude Giroux

Sean Couturier/Brayden Schenn

Sean Couturier/Claude Giroux

Shayne Gostisbehere/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Travis Konecny/Ivan Provorov

Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick/Ivan Provorov

Travis Konecny/Oskar Lindblom

Travis Konecny/Wayne Simmonds

Wayne Simmonds/Jakub Voracek

Pittsburgh Penguins

Alex Galchenyuk/Evgeni Malkin

Brian Dumoulin/Conor Sheary

Brian Dumoulin/Kris Letang

Jamie Oleksiak/Conor Sheary

Marc-Andre Fleury/Kris Letang

Marc-Andre Fleury/Mario Lemieux

Marc-Andre Fleury/Matt Murray

Marc-Andre Fleury/Veronique Fleury

Marc-Andre Fleury/Veronique Fleury/Catherine Laflamme/Kris Letang

Sidney Crosby/Erik Gudbranson

Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Sidney Crosby/Marc-Andre Fleury

Sidney Crosby/Kris Letang

Sidney Crosby/Mario Lemieux

Sidney Crosby/Phil Kessel

Sidney Crosby/Trevor Daley

Sidney Crosby/Tristan Jarry

Sidney Crosby/Tristan Jarry/Evgeni Malkin

San Jose Sharks

Patrick Marleau/Joe Thornton

Tomas Hertl/Joe Thornton

St. Louis Blues

Brayden Schenn/Vladimir Tarasenko

Tampa Bay Lightning

Alex Killorn/Andrej Sustr

Alex Killorn/Brayden Point

Anthony Cirelli/Mathieu Joseph

Anthony Cirelli/Mikhail Sergachev

Anthony Cirelli/Taylor Raddysh/Mitchell Stephens

Boris Katchouk/Taylor Raddysh

Braydon Coburn/Slater Koekkoek

Connor Ingram/Carter Verhaeghe

Jonathan Drouin/Steven Stamkos

Steve Downie/Steven Stamkos

Taylor Raddysh/Mitchell Stephens

Victor Hedman/Steven Stamkos

Vincent Lecavalier/Brad Richards

Toronto Maple Leafs

Frederik Andersen/Auston Matthews

Frederik Andersen/Connor Brown

Frederik Andersen/Alexander Kerfoot

Frederik Andersen/Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews

Frederik Andersen/Mitch Marner

Frederik Andersen/Tyson Barrie

Kyle Dubas/William Nylander

Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews/William Nylander

Mitch Marner/Matt Martin

Steve Dangle/James Reimer

Tyson Barrie/Morgan Rielly

Zach Hyman/Mitch Marner

Zach Hyman/William Nylander

Vancouver Canucks

Brock Boeser/Elias Pettersson

Eddie Lack/Roberto Luongo

Vegas Golden Knights

Cody Glass/Max Pacioretty

Cody Glass/Nic Hague

Erik Haula/Nate Schmidt

Jonathan Marchessault/David Perron

Jonathan Marchessault/Mark Stone

Jonathan Marchessault/Ryan Reaves

Marc-Andre Fleury/Jonathan Marchessault

Marc-Andre Fleury/Malcolm Subban

Marc-Andre Fleury/Ryan Reaves

Max Pacioretty/Mark Stone

Pierre-Edouard Bellemare/Marc-Andre Fleury

William Karlsson/Jonathan Marchessault

Washington Capitals

Andre Burakovsky/Christian Djoos

Andre Burakovsky/Philipp Grubauer

André Burakovsky/Tom Wilson

Alexander Ovechkin/Alexander Semin

Braden Holtby/T. J. Oshie

Braden Holtby/Tom Wilson

Evgeny Kuznetsov/Tom Wilson

Michael Latta/Tom Wilson

Michal Kempny/Jakub Vrana

Michal Kempny/John Carlson

Nicklas Backstrom/Alexander Ovechkin

Nicklas Backstrom/Alexander Ovechkin/Alexander Semin

Nicklas Backstrom/Braden Holtby

Nicklas Backstrom/Mike Green

Nicklas Backstrom/T. J. Oshie/Alexander Ovechkin

T. J. Oshie/Tom Wilson

Vitek Vanecek/Jakub Vrana

Winnipeg Jets

Adam Lowry/Brandon Tanev

Mark Scheifele/Blake Wheeler

Nikolaj Ehlers/Patrik Laine

Men's National Team - Canada

Anthony Beauvillier/Thomas Chabot/Pierre-Luc Dubois

Carter Hart/Braden Holtby

Carter Hart/Sam Steel

Claude Giroux/Kris Letang

Claude Giroux/Mitch Marner

Claude Giroux/Tyler Seguin

Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome

Connor McDavid/Nathan MacKinnon

Dante Fabbro/Tyson Jost

Jamie Benn/Sidney Crosby

Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Marc-Andre Fleury/Claude Giroux

Marc-Andre Fleury/Claude Giroux/Kris Letang

Mathew Barzal/Anthony Beauvillier/Thomas Chabot

Mathew Barzal/Dante Fabbro

Mathew Barzal/Mitch Marner

Mathew Barzal/Thomas Chabot

Michael McLeod/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Connor McDavid

Mitch Marner/Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Dylan Strome/John Tavares

Nathan MacKinnon/Tyler Seguin

Nicolas Hague/Owen Tippett

Pierre-Luc Dubois/Julien Gauthier

Ryanne Breton/Sidney Crosby/Claude Giroux

Sidney Crosby/Andy O'Brien

Sidney Crosby/Claude Giroux

Sidney Crosby/Nathan MacKinnon

Sidney Crosby/Tyler Seguin

Tyson Barrie/Jamie Benn

Tyson Barrie/Sidney Crosby/Nathan MacKinnon

Men's National Team - Denmark

Frederik Andersen/Lars Eller

Men's National Team - Finland

Patrik Laine/Esa Lindell

Men's National Team - Russia

Ivan Provorov/Andrei Svechnikov

Sergei Fedorov/Pavel Bure/Anna Kournikova

Men's National Team - Sweden

Oskar Lindblom/William Nylander

Men's National Team - USA

Dylan Larkin/Zach Werenski

Jack Eichel/Noah Hanifin

Quinn Hughes/Brady Tkachuk

Women's Hockey

Amanda Kessel/Haley Skarupa

Erika Lawler/Harrison Browne

Hilary Knight/Haley Skarupa

Hilary Knight/Jillian Salunier

Hilary Knight/Marie-Philip Poulin

Taylor Crosby/Amanda Kessel

Men's Hockey/Women's Hockey crossover

Sidney Crosby/Taylor Crosby

Sidney Crosby/Amanda Kessel

Junior or College Teammates and Other Cross-Team Ships

Alex Galchenyuk/Nail Yakupov

Alexandre Fortin/Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Anders Nilsson/Jussi Saros

Claude Giroux/Evgeni Malkin

Frederik Andersen/J. T. Compher

Gabriel Landeskog/Jeff Skinner

Gabriel Landeskog/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Jack Eichel/Connor McDavid

Jordie Benn/Dylan Strome

Juuse Saros/Anders Nilsson

Marc-Andre Fleury/Kris Letang/Jonathan Marchessault/David Perron

Mathieu Boucher/Jeremy Lauzon

Mathieu Boucher/Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Mitch Marner/Auston Matthews/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Ivan Provorov

Mitch Marner/Matthew Tkachuk

Nicklas Backstrom/Evgeni Malkin

Nicklas Backstrom/Sidney Crosby

Nicklas Backstrom/Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin/Alexander Ovechkin

Nico Hischier/Nolan Patrick

Nicolas Aubé-Kubel/Jeremy Lauzon/Philippe Myers

Sidney Crosby/Alexander Ovechkin

William Nylander/David Pastrnak

Other Celebrity Crossovers

KJ Apa/Brock Boeser

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Jack White: Music Producers Should Not 'Control' The Music, But Instead, Bring Out The Best in Performers

#JackWhite: Music Producers Should Not 'Control' The Music, But Help Performers @grammys #thegrammys #grammys #grammys2017 @sassyblack_

Jack White, The Ultimate Indie GRAMMY Winner, Honored by Recording Academy

Photo by SASSY BLACK CAT

The Producers and Engineers Wing of the Recording Academy honored 12-time GRAMMY winner Jack White for his commitment to music.

White’s speech at The Village Recording Studios held true to his indie outlook, he spoke about allowing music to flow and accepting its fluid, creative nature.

The 12-time…

[mcchickenextramayo]

1, 2, 18, 32, 39!

1. which two (2) nhl players from different teams would you want to see play together? 

Give me marns and mcchicken on a line together pls I beg you 

2. build a starting lineup:

a) based on looks

b) for comedic effect

c) of players under 6 ft tall

d) with players of different nationalities

 best hair squad  

carl hagelin- nico hischier - brock boeser 

erik karlsson - kris letang 

holtby 

do it for the lolz squad 

tuukka rask - marc andre fleury - pekka  

martin jones - carter hart 

tyler seguin in goal 

my shorties squad 

brad marchand - conor sheary (I know he doesn’t play center but I love him) - mats zuccarello 

sam girard - torey krug 

johnny gaudreau in goal because I want him to suffer 

because fuck borders that’s why squad 

patrik laine - anze kopitar - pasta  

hedman - roman josi

bobrovski 

(hard mode no canadians or americans) 

18. which team has the best jersey design?

the black canes with the hurricane warning flag was fucking awesome 

32. what’s your favourite world juniors/world championships/olympic hockey moment?

I don’t remember who or where but that goalie jus booty bumping the player out of the way lmao 

39. who do you think is an underrated player and why?

this might sound stupid but I don’t think landy and nicky get as much attention as they should for what they do for their respective teams 

I tried not to repeat players at all 

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Shortest Possible Team in the NHL

Average Height: 5 feet 7 2/3 Inches 

Total Height: 126 feet 7 1/2 inches

Alex DeBrincat (5′7) - Rocco Grimaldi (5′6) - Mats Zuccarello (5′8) 

Danick Martel (5′8) - Tyler Johnson (5′8) - Kailer Yamamoto (5′8) 

Conor Sheary (5′8) - Brian Gibbons (5′8) - Cam Atkinson (5′8) 

Brett Seney (5′9) - Austin Czarnik (5′9) - Viktor Arvidsson (5′9) 

Jared Spurgeon (5′9) - Victor Mete (5′9) 

Matt Gryzelcyk (5′9) - Torey Krug (5′9) 

Brad Hunt (5′9)- Sam Girard (5′10) 

Kris Russel (5′10) - Chris Wideman (5′10) 

Juuse Saros  (5′11) 

Jaroslav Halak (5′11) 

Just for fun stats: 

Average Weight: 173.5 lbs 

Total Weight: 3817 lbs 

Most Represented Team: Nashville (3 players) 

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2021-22 Alphabetical Directory Defensemen

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Addison Calen Alexeyev Alexander Andersson Rasmus Andrae Emil Bar Jack Barrie Tyson Barron Justin Bean Jake Bear Ethan Beaudin Nicolas Behrens Sean Bernard- Docker Jacob Bjornfot Tobias Boqvist Adam Bouchard Evan Brannstrom Erik Broberg Philip Brodin Jonas Brook Josh Buium Shai Burns Brent Butcher Will Byram Bowen Carlson John Carlsson Lucas Ceulemans Corson Chabot Thomas Cholowski Dennis Chychrun Jakub Clarke Brandt Clifton Connor Coghlan Dylan Cormier Lukas Dahlin Rasmus DeAngelo Tony Dineen Cam Dobson Noah Doughty Drew Drysdale Jamie Dumba Mathew Dunn Vince Durzi Sean Edler Alex Edvinsson Simon Ekblad Aaron Ekholm Mattias Ekman- Larsson Oliver Ellis Ryan Evans Ryker Fabbro Dante Faber Brock Faulk Justin Foote Cal Forsling Gustav Fowler Cam Fox Adam Gavrikov Vladislav Giordano Mark Girard Samuel Goligoski Alex Gostisbehere Shayne Grans Helge Graves Ryan Grushnikov Artem Grzelcyzk Matt Guhle Brendan Guhle Kaiden Gustafsson Erik Hague Nicolas Hamilton Dougie Hanifin Noah Harley Thomas Hedman Victor Heimosalmi Aleksi Heinola Ville Heiskanen Miro Helleson Drew Hicketts Joe Honka Anttoni Hreschuk Aidan Hronek Filip Hughes Luke Hughes Quinn Johansson Albert Johnson Brent Johnson Erik Johnson Ryan Jokiharju Henri Jones Seth Jones Zac Joseph Pierre-Olivier Josi Roman Jurmo Joni Karlsson Erik Kirsanov Kirill Klefbom Oscar Klingberg John Krug Torey Kylington Oliver LaCombe Jackson Lajoie Maxime Lambos Carson Leddy Nick Leddy Nick Letang Kris Liljegren Timothy Lindell Esa Lindholm Hampus Lundkvist Nils Mahura Josh Mailloux Logan Makar Cale Marino John Matheson Michael McAvoy Charlie McIsac Jared Merkley Ryan Miller Colin Miller K’Andre Mitchell Ian Montour Brandon Morrisey Josh Morrow Scott Moser Janis Mukhamadullin Shakir Muzzin Jake Myers Tyler Nause Evan Niemela Topi Nurse Darnell O'Rourke Ryan Orlov Dmitry Parayko Colton Peart Jack Perunovich Scott Pietrangelo Alex Pionk Neal Poirier Jeremie Power Owen Provorov Ivan Pulock Ryan Pysyk Mark Rathbone Jack Rielly Morgan Romanov Alexander Salo Robin Samuelsson Mattias Sanderson Jake Sandin Rasmus Sanheim Travis Schmidt Nate Schneider Braden Schultz Justin Seider Moritz Sergachev Mikhail Severson Damon Slavin Jaccob Smith Ty Soderstrom Victor Soucy Carson Spurgeon Jared Stanley Logan Struble Jayden Subban PK Suter Ryan Svozil Stanislav Theodore Shea Thompson Jack Thompson Lassi Timmins Conor Toews Devon Trouba Jacob Tuomisto Antti Wallinder William Weber Shea Weegar Mackenzie Werenski Zach Whitecloud Zach Wilde Bode Yandle Keith York Cam Zamula Egor Zboril Jakub Zellweger Olen

[kintsugi-sheep]

Last Yule

"Kris..." his wife lovingly called. She had interrupted his dreams of peppermint snow and polar bear sled racing, but her angelic voice was the best way he'd found to rise in the morning. Still, in the daze of waking up he felt that a few more minutes of sleep wouldn't hinder his ability to complete his work. He slipped back into slumber in just enough time to catch and continue his dream where he'd left off. A massive, wooden krug of hot eggnog was in his left hand and a steaming boar's leg in his right as he observed the race. "Kris," his wife called again. No matter. He slipped back into the dream, a little altered now. Kris Kringle now observed his workshop, humming with the murmurs of activity. The elves worked diligently, sitting at their diminutive tables, crafting and assembling a plethora of toys. Another team entered the workshop from outside, brisk snow blowing in momentarily as they pulled in a new supply of freshly-cut lumber. Kris heaved a relaxed sigh. He checked his clock and noted that he was ahead of schedule. Pulling out his pipe, he snapped a flame to life between his fingers, igniting the tobacco-pine mixture within it. He drew in deep, exhaling audibly before shouting at the top of his lungs, "Boys!" The work in the shop stopped immediately, expectant eyes turning to the foreman. "We're ahead of schedule! Keep this up and the Christmas Party will be-" "Woden!" That, the invocation of an ancient name, pulled him from his sleep. He knew something was wrong. He pulled himself upwards in the bed. The first thing he noticed was that his blankets were not the soft blend of wool and cotton that he'd grown accustomed to, but the hides of bears, elk, and long-extinct megafauna. The second thing he noticed was the clock hanging on the opposite wall, above the fireplace. The once beautifully-carved, light brown cherry wood clock encircled with an immense laurel wreath had transfigured into the rustic gray of an ash tree, wreathed in a circle of bladed weaponry. He was behind schedule. "Oh no." He touched his face. He still had both his eyes. There was still time to fix everything. He'd overslept. For the first time in millennia, he'd overslept. He heard a grinding sound to his side and turned to his bedroom's door. His wife was pulling the bookshelf in front of the entrance. She, too, had changed. The once round-faced, rosy-cheeked, delicate love of his life had grown taller, dense with muscle and decorated in scars. With the bookshelf in place she made acknowledged her husband. "It's about time you got up, fat ass." Kris pulled the sheets from himself and checked his body. He wasn't fat anymore. And he certainly wasn't jolly. "The enchantment has failed." "No," his wife said. She wound her hand back and threw a pitch at the fireplace. Amber flames raced down the length of her arm and kindled the wood. She pulled an axe from the wall and threw it to her husband. "You failed." "Me?" He caught the axe. "Get me another." "Wouldn't you prefer a shield?" Kris looked at her dumbly and beat his fists against his chest. "Look at me! Do I look to be the type of man afraid of flimsy arrows?" "Fine." She threw him another axe. "But don't underestimate the elves. Even in their diminished states their craftwork was amazing. Who knows what they'll be capable of now that the enchantment's lifted." Kris flipped his bed on its side and began pushing it towards the blockaded door. "Indeed." There was an audible slam on the other side of the wall. "How many do we have again?" "Fifty thousand." Mrs. Klaus opened a hatch beneath the bed. She pulled out glowing baubles of red and blue plasma. "We can win, but there won't be enough elves left to continue making toys, Kris. Whether we win or lose, this could be the end of Christmas." Kris took the baubles he was offered, pocketing them beneath his robes. He was handed a box and took it up. "We could return to Alfheim. Get more." The look his wife shot him contained all the rejection he needed. Neither of them were the war gods they once were. The battle, even if taken away from the realm of man, would still be conspicuous, infecting the dreams of mortals from the conflict's inception to its completion with vicious images of gory conquest. It took centuries to separate the holiday from it's bloody roots. With the advent of modern technologies, they wouldn't have that luxury. The banging on the wall got louder. The two turned their backs to it, facing the opposite wall. Kris moved his arms ritualistically, decimating the wall and letting the snow in from outside. Mrs. Klaus followed suit, though her motions had a different effect. Outside, miles of snow twisted into the forms of white statues, composed of snow and ape-like in appearance, donning armor and weaponry from multiple cultures across multiple ages. With a snap of her fingers, their eyes glowed to life. The elves had felt it. Before the first snowman could make a battle cry the wooden wall downstairs exploded outward. Three massive harpoons shot into the company of golems and the elves rushed outside. They'd grown from their small statures to their natural appearances. Each was tall and willowy, with long hair that ranged from chestnut brown to sandpaper brown. The remnants of their miniscule clothing clung to their athletic frames. They would be alluring if not for the weaponry in their hands. From the blessed wood of the workshop they'd crafted arcane weaponry. Bows that shot arrows of light. Shields that resonated with the burst of thunder when struck. Swords that danced in the air in tune with their beautiful acapella. There was a burst of wood and a pillar-sized arrow shot between the couple. Mrs. Klaus threw a blue bauble as she turned. A chance arrow nearly seized an opportunity in her openness. It was the quick hand of Kris, shielding his wife's abdomen with the broadside of an axe that saved her. No less than ten elves began flooding the room. Two, demonstrably more zealous than the others, had come down through the chimney and where still draped in flames. The couple bellowed, shaking their workshop down to it's foundation, and charged.

Prompt: [WP] For the first time in over 2000 years, Santa oversleeps on Christmas Eve, breaking his mind control over the elves. Now running way behind schedule, Santa’s workforce is really pissed off.